Thursday, March 08, 2007

Juicy stories from a chauffer

After Tom Joyner went to his hotel, I quizzed his chauffer on the drive back to the Jazz Café. I’ve always said I want to be a bartender when I retire, but I might consider driving a limo.
Here’s what I learned about the people he’s driven around town:
Celebrity with the worst attitude: Singer Jeffrey (can you woo woo) Osbourne was snooty.
Coolest celebrity: Singer Shania Twain.
Craziest thing that’s happened in your car: Two couples did the wild thing while he drove them in stretch limo. Then they wanted to stop at a rest area.
Weirdest request: Drugs.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done in a limo? Remember it's a family newspaper so make your items PG-13. Post your replies below.


Anonymous said...

Retire from doing what, exactly?

Anonymous said...

Exactly. What exactly is she getting paid to do? I'm so tired of the lame/unoriginal writing (middle schoolers can do better) and the racially biased articles. FYI reference to the article you wrote today about the city razing Eastland Mall: the city doesn't buy land to pour energy into Elizabeth, SouthPark and Center City. Developers do. And they aren't going to spend their money developing areas where people don't even respect their own property, much less their neighbor's.

Gary Dandero said...

Remember it's a family newspaper

Ohhh, right. Which is why you use this blog as a scorecard for all your homosexual escapades, reviews of strip clubs, and recount nightly drinking binges, bragging about how you get "paid to party"?

If the Observer was serious about being a committed "family newspaper", the first thing they need to do is to take out the trash.. YOU.